Ladies and gents, may I present a poem upon your behalves...?
On Plucking a Dicotyledon Blossom
First petal fall,
Right to your place,
Will the lady love me...
In all her disgrace?
Down the next goes,
Peacefully to the ground,
Upon her awful prose,
Can my love be found?
Thrice makes it way
Flowing like a kite,
Alas does my love belong..
With one who cannot write?
Here cometh four,
Exiled upon the brook
Will I survive,
If she would simply just cook?
Ah and here five is left,
Lonely in its make,
It seems she loves me...
But can she bake?
Oh it is not meant to be critiqued for quality. It is my sincerest effort to connect with the fairer sex.
oh, so you took my advice and decided to show us your bad writing is? wow. i must applaud you. you have achieved a new level of sucking. You know you might be better if you stopped being sexist and opened your mind to other things, hmm like maybe female authors, they could teach you something. Like maybe, how to write. Cause honestly, you are just stupid, and you can't write. so much for "i can write better than you even drunk"
Ladies Tag Wrestling - The Blossoms vs Roxi & Donna
